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Ezzie Brown

Esmeralda Rosalind Brown hates her full name for its pretense of regality, but this is her official bio and I am her brother, so that’s what she gets! She was born on October 1st sixteen years ago and I’ve known her ever since. She’s not too fond of school -- I mean, who isn’t? -- so my parents tried to put her in boarding school for the first two years of high school, but it was too much, being hippie and foodie and no closer to Hogwarts. We love her but it’s not her priority for happiness at this moment -- I’m not sure what is and neither is she, so she’s pretty down. And by pretty down, I mean far too clinically down. But maybe public school is treating her better? I should check in more often. She likes writing poetry and runs cross country because it’s the least competitive sport. She’s full of sass and cracks as many jokes as she does depressing sentiments. I know she’ll figure things out soon, but until then -- she’s still Ezzie.

 

With absolute affection,

Nathaniel

 

Letter from V to O

  • By V. KASPEREK
  • Jan 25, 2016
  • 1 min read

Oslo,

Hello. How are you? How do you do.

I am Valerie, mother to Evelyn, who you know to be your daughter-in-law and who I know to be one of my female daughters. I have received a request from Phillip, who you know to be your son and who I know to be my son-in-law. He believes that a relationship between us would be beneficial. Why he is making this suggestion now, after our children's’ twenty four years of marriage, is strange to me. But he has always been the spontaneously strange sort -- one would have to be, to marry my daughter.

Unless there is some clearer reason. Over my seventy-three years of forced communication with similar animals, I have come to realize that this sort of thing is only done when there has been a wobble, something dead in a habitat, a layer missing or destroyed. An inconvenient change. I expect you have had a recent shift, or tragedy. Too bad really, how time insists on passing, and with it -- the world we were once so used to.

So, here I am writing to a stranger -- one mossy boulder to another, crooning through space as if in song. I suppose I should end in a question to provoke an answer.

Where’s the shithole of a purgatory home they have you living?

Sincerely,

V.

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