Esmeralda Rosalind Brown hates her full name for its pretense of regality, but this is her official bio and I am her brother, so that’s what she gets! She was born on October 1st sixteen years ago and I’ve known her ever since. She’s not too fond of school -- I mean, who isn’t? -- so my parents tried to put her in boarding school for the first two years of high school, but it was too much, being hippie and foodie and no closer to Hogwarts. We love her but it’s not her priority for happiness at this moment -- I’m not sure what is and neither is she, so she’s pretty down. And by pretty down, I mean far too clinically down. But maybe public school is treating her better? I should check in more often. She likes writing poetry and runs cross country because it’s the least competitive sport. She’s full of sass and cracks as many jokes as she does depressing sentiments. I know she’ll figure things out soon, but until then -- she’s still Ezzie.
With absolute affection,
Nathaniel
Day 1
The 8th of the 2nd month
The year 2000 and 16,
In our time
In response to the inquiry sent by Valerie R.,
Deepest apologies. Thank you for your hospitality, but the doctor is out at present. Check back after the off-season.
Deepest apologies.
Sincerely,
Office of Dr. O. Brown.
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