Storytime
I -- Nathaniel Bartholomew (achoo) Hippopotamus Brown -- am an English major. We’ve been over this, right? We all know that my prospects...


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While the political stage reels with the angry stomping of aging politicians beating each other back and forth with wishy washy...


Mother Goose, Part 1
The woman who lives in apartment 1C owns two dogs. They’re yorkshire terriers with wiry black hair like the remaining strands of mostly...


Tomato, Tomato
Tomato Tomato, Part 1 This story begins at 6:02 a.m. I was three minutes late for being one hour early. I'm an undergrad at Collumbia in...